From Denny: Colbert is up to no good, dissing men's hairstyles in Iran and among American politicians. In fact, Colbert says he actually approves of Iran's plan to outlaw certain types of haircuts. You know, like those terrible fashion offenders like ponytails and mullets. Iran wants to "rid the country of western decadent haircuts" and Colbert heartily agrees.
"From now on," Colbert said, mullets "will be known as business in the front, infidel in the back."
Colbert, ever the social commentator, says he also supports Republicans "for their strict haircut guidelines." There's 'The Boehner," modeled by John Boehner (R-OH), "The Silver Boehner," modeled by Orrin Hatch (R-UT), "The Ancient Pink Scalp With Wisp Cling," modeled by John McCain (R-AZ), and, of course, "The Rachel," modeled by Mitch McConnell (R-KY).
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