This Weeks Roundup of Sunday Funnies - The Real Heckler Behind 'You Lie!'

UPDATE: If you want to see the news videos about the President's media blitz to explain and sell health care reform, I've parked that large post over at Dennys Global Politics. For the link, (6 Videos: President Obamas Media Blitz to Sell Health Care Reform) go here.

From Denny: Actually, my Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu is supporting the public option for health care. Blue Dogs are a Catch-22 for the Democratic Party.

The Blue Dogs are the only thing that have breathed life into the Democratic Party in the South and other parts of the country during the Bush years of domination. They have managed to keep a fingernail-scratching-slipping-almost-hold on seats for the Democrats.

The tide is beginning to turn in the South as more and more middle class people have finally figured out they were lied to and cheated by the Republicans they voted into power. Right now, many are not quite willing to become Democrats but have been changing their voting status to Independent like one third of the nation. If the Democrats ever get their act together they will win back the South.



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The Late Late Show

Craig Ferguson: Did you see President Obama's health care speech to Congress last night? I watched every single minute and even took notes. You're thinking, Craig, you lie!

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon: President Obama said that he will not sign a health care plan that adds one dime to the federal deficit. And then he interrupted himself and said, "You lie."

The Tonight Show

Conan O'Brien: Republican Congressman Joe Wilson's apologized for calling President Obama a liar. Obama accepted Wilson's apology and then invited him to appear before a death panel.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

President Obama (clip from joint session): The reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Man in audience: You lie! Oh, sorry, Mr. President, I was talking about my favorite month -- it's not August, it's not September. It is July!

Late Show

Dave Letterman: Paula Abdul, of course, was the judge that Ellen [DeGeneres] is replacing, but don't worry about Paula Abdul. You know what she is going to do, I just heard this today: She's running for governor of Alaska.

Here's a roundup we missed: U.S. Kept Copy of Keys to Iraq

The Daily Show

Jon Stewart: The United States gave the Iraqis the key back to their own cities. Don't worry, we made a copy.

The Late Late Show

Craig Ferguson: The show "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" is returning to prime time. But due to the recession, it's being renamed "Who Wants Five Bucks and a Taco?"

Late Show

David Letterman: Here is good news for Bernie Madoff: Only 149 years, 50 weeks to go. (Probably music to the ears of all his victims...)

This Weeks Roundup of Sunday Funnies - Sarah Palin Kicked Out of Town Hall

From Denny: Keep finding these retro posters on StumbleUpon and the art is fun!

Enjoy some of the latest from the late night shows... here's what they had to say about Sarah Palin and Obama's vacation time.

The Tonight Show

Conan O'Brien: Sen. John McCain, did you hear about this? He had an out-of-control woman thrown out of a town hall meeting because she wouldn't stop yelling at him. Yeah, I'm guessing he still hasn't patched things up with Sarah Palin.

Late Show

Dave Letterman: Obama is spending the week at a $30,000 a week beach house. $30,000 a week beach house, and they call this guy a socialist? Come on.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel: The state of California is $30 billion in debt, so what we decided to do is set it on fire and collect the insurance.


The Tonight Show

Conan O'Brien: The latest rumor is that President Obama is going to have dinner on Martha's Vineyard with Oprah Winfrey. That's what they're saying. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The most powerful person in the free world is going to have dinner with President Obama.

Happy Labor Day holiday and stay safe, everyone!

This Weeks Roundup of Sunday Funnies - Afghanistans Run Off Election

... And this is pretty much how WOMEN feel about the TALIBAN interfering in their lives!!

From Denny: Guess you can tell I'm no fan of the idiot group known as the Taliban.

Anyway, I'm not losing any sleep over the criticism about the Taliban from the late night show comics of late. Have at it, boys! :) It's an ultra light roasting today as it is... Where are those scorcher comedians when you need one...? :)

Real Time with Bill Maher

Bill Maher: So they're going to have a run off election in Afghanistan. that's when the Taliban shows up and everyone runs off.

Late Show

Dave Letterman: Do you know what's deserted in Washington, D.C? Anybody here from Washington? Look at the shot of the Lincoln Memorial. Get in tight on that. Look at this (shows Lincoln Memorial, pushes into empty chair) everybody's gone, even Abe.

Real Time with Bill Maher

Bill Maher: That is what American democracy has come down to at town halls: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. Somebody yelled AK-47, and an old lady yelled bingo.

The Tonight Show

Conan O'Brien: Critics of the federal stimulus plan say that millions of dollars are being wasted on fixing up bathrooms at our national parks. Yeah, fixing up the bathrooms. Yeah, they may be right, 'cause, this week, they turned Old Faithful into a bidet.

Late Show

Dave Letterman: 90% of all paper money in this country has traces of cocaine. Talk about your stimulus money.

The Daily Show

Barney Frank at town hall: Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table.

Jon Stewart: It's time for health care town hall, snap! You better hope Blue Cross doesn't consider ugly a pre-existing condition. Oh, damn! Your momma's so dumb she thinks the public option is a port-a-potty.


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