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06 July 2012

Im Just Saying: Funny Way To Stop Scam Pest Callers

Logo for the United States National Do Not Cal...
Logo for the United States National Do Not Call Registry. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)








From Denny:  So we know the national Do Not Call Registry is pretty much a waste of time.  Scammers call anyway.  There are so many of them they are like roaches running away from a can of bug spray.

The problem is so rampant that you wonder if the government does more than just fine them in order to put more money into their political campaigns and the national treasury.  The wronged citizen sees no money, no justice and certainly no peace of mind away from these scammers.  Just how can we get rid of these telepests?







Checking out various sites where we can report these scammer callers it's the usual standard fare:  people are surprised, curious, in need of anger management.  But on one site a particular comment caught my eye.  

Before I could finish reading it I was laughing so hard I practically did fall off my chair.  The person's comment was so visceral, one we all could identify with easily.  You have to read this.  Real life.  It doesn't get any funnier. What a solution to the massive problem.  Maybe Congress should take this advice:


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11 March 2009

Cheeky Quote Day! 11 March 2009



Don't you just love this dog photo? Talk about nosy! Found him at a fun blog thru MyBlogLog (great place with lots going on): toobizarre.

OK, so I'm known for my silly humor, why not bestow Wednesdays as Cheeky Quote Day? All in favor of this motion raise my hand! Thank you, motion has passed.

While I am a very serious person there are those days when a body just has to do a Happy Dance. Move over, Elmo, there's a new game in town!

Quote: "A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself." - Clifton Paul Fadiman

Quote: "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West



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04 March 2009

Silly joke...



From comedian George Carlin: “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor.”

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