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23 February 2010

Are You Sleep Deprived? Smart Tips 4 Sound Sleep

*** Lack of good sleep can create serious health problems. Here are some simple steps to better sleep every night.

*** Just ran this post over at The Healing Waters which was recently revamped. Since so many of us at this blog are night owls maybe this might be helpful. :) Let me know if you find it useful. If you have some great tips to add, let me know!


From Denny: We all have busy lives and sometimes can't sleep. With the rising unemployment and chaotic economy of late people are awake in the middle of the night, worrying about how to pay the bills. Stop. Getting your sleep is more important than ever when you are experiencing stress. Enough sleep will help give you the energy and good frame of mind to solve the problems of the day. Treat the business of achieving sound sleep like a job you love - with passion.

Survey of the sleep deprived

Self Magazine did a survey of its readers and found that 60% sleep less than 7 hours a night. 34% experience trouble falling asleep several times a month. 49% wake up often in the middle of the night and then cannot return to sleep.

What is keeping people awake in the night?

What is keeping most Americans awake nights? One third can't sleep because of the anxiety of the day, their minds are still worrying about work because they are worried about making enough money to pay the bills.

What happens when we sleep 7 or less hours a night?

What are the statistics on sleeping 6 to 7 hours a night or less? Not good. Sleeping less than 7 hours a night will cause you to gain weight. So, if you want to diet, then start sleeping more than 7 hours a night! At less than 7 hours a night you are also three times more likely to catch a cold.

When we are sleep deprived we tend to overeat easily and choose all the wrong foods like sweet or salty foods instead of complex carbohydrates.

What happens when we sleep 6 hours or less a night?

At 6 hours or less sleep a night our body and brain suffers worse. Especially, if it goes on for more than two weeks in a row. What can happen to us is that sleep deprivation impairs our memory, our reaction time like when driving a car and hurts our cognition. The college student who stays up all night before an exam always does worse than the student who studied the night before and then got enough sleep before the exam. In fact, going for two weeks on less than 6 hours of sleep a night is the equivalent of pulling two all nighters in a row. By then you are one whipped puppy, dragging and exhausted.

Did you know how sleep is helpful?

Getting enough Zzzzs can do the following for you:

* prevent cancer
* prevent weight gain
* fend off colds
* improve memory
* improve athletic performance


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Smart sleep tips:

Quality sleep can make us calmer, happier and healthier during our waking hours. It's important to start winding down one to two hours before going to bed. Here are some ideas to help you in the transition of your busy day into your night of good sleep.

* Dim lights and turn off technology one to two hours before bed. Sometimes, as a compromise when we are watching a favorite TV show right before bed, I start the sleep process by dimming the lights, locking the doors, feeding the pets about two hours before bed time. The dishwasher gets turned on as we climb into bed as what we laughingly call "the dishwasher lullaby." Our brains are trained to sleep by it.

* Start your winding down process one to two hours before bed. This is not the time to be active and empty the dishwasher and then get on a cleaning binge.

* Plan a routine, and stick to it, of when to go to bed and when to wake up and keep to it every day. Consistency is the key to getting regular sleep.

* Remember to unplug from your computer gadgets as that intense light tricks the brain into thinking it's sunlight and so the brain stays awake and alert.

* Skip your afternoon coffee. We all know it's a stimulant but did you know that caffeine can stay in our systems for up to 8 hours?

* Pass on that bed time glass of wine too. It may initially help you to relax but it soon acts as a stimulant. Alcohol also interrupts the brain's chemicals for sleep. It can also severely alter your breathing patterns, sometimes dangerously so.

* Try the hot bath idea if you are having trouble winding down from a particularly stressful day.

* Meditation or prayer time is always a helpful idea right before bed. It gives the brain a task to occupy it as you slow your breathing and then your brain relaxes too, calming and preparing to rest the body.

* A good idea is to keep the TV out of the bedroom. Your brain will gravitate to that magnetic field it emits and stay partially awake because of the light too. The end result is crankiness the next day and every day. If you are wondering why you feel tired a few hours after you wake up in the morning or are grumpy that could be one of the factors. Your brain was never able to get fully rested.

* The deeper stages of sleep require a cooler temperature in the bedroom. Turning down the heat, especially in your bedroom, assists the brain that is turning down the body's thermostat.

* If you find yourself waking in the middle of the night, then lose the clock. We all know that clock watching is a surefire way to end up awake all night. Of course, if you feel really revved up, then get up and go read a book. Sometimes, the brain just gets snagged and needs something different to help it change gears.

There are times I just use that time to pray. Most times that's what it is as your spirit wakes your conscious mind to pray. Go with the flow. Other times when I'm enegetic for no apparent reason in the middle of the night I realize I'm supposed to get up to write and come up with some wonderful creativity!

* Keep a journal by your bed for those creative thoughts or worry thoughts. Sometimes, I get snatches of a poem or phrases for an article for about an hour or two after going to bed. So, I just record them in my journal. As soon as I've done that my brain feels satisfied that the creative stuff got recorded for later development the next day - and then I drift off into a sound sleep.

If you are the worrying type, then record those worries of the day in your night time journal. Take a look at them the next day and start solving the problems. Somehow, they look easier the next day after you have fully rested.

Whatever you do, treat sleep like you are owning a precious jewel: get it insured by creating your best routine for a quality experience.



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22 February 2010

Roundup of Late Night Funnies 22 Feb 2010

From Denny: This week the late night show comedians had plenty of funnies to lampoon from Sarah Palin weird statements and the Red Neck version of a teleprompter, notes written on her hand, to the Olympics to the Tiger Woods Big Apology - that most people sleepily yawned - to Obama meeting the Dalai Lama on the sly like a tryst. The Colbert video is great fun; he has such a good time lampooning everyone and everything in his melodramatic silly manner. And he gets paid to do it! Now there's a job to aspire to do! I have got to quit my day job... :)




From David Letterman:

Spring training started. And the Phillies, look out for the Phillies. They get this guy, Roy Halladay, the best pitcher in all of baseball. But listen to this, the Mets, very competitive. You know who they signed? They signed that guy who threw the shoes at President Bush.

The Dalai Lama was down at the White House today to meet President Obama. Meanwhile in Texas, George W. Bush got caught in the garage door.

President Obama has announced that he’s approving construction of two new nuclear reactors. And George W. Bush immediately stood up and screamed, 'It's nucular!'

And like every president, President Obama is now worried about the poll numbers because they continue just to kind of whittle away and going down and down and down. So he decided to turn things around. What he's going to do is invite himself to the White House for a beer.

There's a bit of a scandal in men's figure skating at the Olympics. Three skaters have tested positive for 'fabulous.'

Stephen Colbert tries out for the American Olympics curling team, a 500 year old sport from Scotland:

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In curling, they get a 40 lb. granite stone and send it down the ice and then they sweep the debris from in front of it. It's all the fun of shuffleboard, plus household chores.

Today is the birthday of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. And a lot of people want to get the guy gifts. I have a suggestion. You can't go wrong with another pair of ladies' sunglasses.

Bob Dylan performed at the White House last night in honor of Black History Month...Because when you think of black history, you think of a mumbling, white, Jewish guy from Minnesota.

It's Presidents' Day, ladies and gentlemen. Three-day weekend for most people. Remember President George Bush? Every weekend was a three-day weekend for him.

Did you have a nice Valentine's Day? Remember the underpants bomber? Remember that guy? He bought his girlfriend some lovely exploding lingerie.

Everybody celebrates Valentine's Day, whether you want to or not. Even President Barack Obama. The Republicans got together and bought him some candies for Valentine's Day that say, 'YOU LIE' and 'NOT TRUE.'

You know who was at the Daytona 500? Sarah Palin, former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. She was at the finish line, and she waved her checkered past.'

Yesterday, there was a big feud between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current Vice President Joe Biden. Cheney is upset with Biden because Biden, when he moved in after they were elected, he closed down Cheney's dungeon in the White House.

I'm worried about Biden. Do you really want to get in a feud with a guy who shoots people?

Here's something to really get excited about. The Winter Olympics: here we go. And, of course, earlier tonight, the opening ceremonies up there in Vancouver. I always enjoy the parade of nations that hate the U.S. Isn't it nice?

Yesterday was Sarah Palin's birthday. And Sarah celebrated the same way she does every year — got in a helicopter and was picking off wolf cubs.

The 'Wolfman' movie opened today. It's about a guy who is half-human, half-beast, and it has a pretty happy ending. In the end, he's elected governor of California.

The big blizzard hit the East Coast. Washington, D.C., probably hit hardest of all. Two storms, back-to-back. The bad news is Washington, D.C., is entirely shut down. The good news is Washington, D.C., is entirely shut down.

Oh, we have some news coming out of Iran, where Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said today that they are enriching uranium but not for nuclear weapons. And I said, Well, that's good enough for me.

Here's an important anniversary in the world of comedy. Four years ago today Vice President Dick Cheney was out hunting, and he shot one of his buddies in the face.

But a lot of people criticized Cheney for not doing the right thing after he shot the guy. But he did what he needed to do. He tied the guy to his roof. And then he drove him back to his house.

Celebrity birthday. Happy birthday to Sarah Palin, who is 46 years old today. And you know, Sarah Palin, when she goes on a public speaking event, writes notes on her hand. Here's what she has on her hand today for her birthday. Let's check in on this, O.K., 'blow out candles,' 'eat cake,' and 'clean rifle.'





From Jimmy Kimmel:

President Obama met with the Dalai Lama today, despite strong objections from the Chinese government. They’ve even threatened to stop sending us poisonous toys.

How is it that the Olympics can hand out 250 medals in a few weeks? It takes 'American Idol' 58 weeks to pick one karaoke singer.

The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. Skiing, snowboarding, ice-skating, these are not sports. They're vacation activities. I feel like I'm watching someone's home movies.

They showed the biathlon today, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as 'commuting.'

NBC has exclusive rights to the games, so we can't show any footage from the Olympics. In fact, I'm not even supposed to say the word, 'Olympics.' That may have cost us $800,000 right there.

I'm not sure what this says about us, but two new polls just came out. One of them found out that 70 percent of Americans support gays and lesbians serving openly in the military. And another poll, by the same company at the same time, found that only 59 percent of Americans support homosexuals serving openly in the military. I guess it means that 11 percent of Americans don't know homosexuals are gay.

The federal government was shut down today because of all the snow. I have to admit, it is nice to see lawmakers shoveling something else for a change, isn't it?

Tiger Woods called a press conference for Friday morning. Only select journalists will be invited and no questions will be taken. Essentially, we’re going to listen to him read. Maybe he’ll announce a new batch of mistresses for 2010.

Today is the 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution in Iran. President Mahmoud Amembersonlyjacket celebrated by declaring that Iran is now a nuclear state. So that's good news. Mazel tov to them.

Iran's telecommunications agency announced a permanent suspension this week of all Google Gmail service. From now on, if you want to reach anyone in Iran, you have to use Faceburqa.

The government announced that they're going to start their own national email service as a way to build trust with the people, because if there's anyone you can trust with your email, it's the Iranian government, of course.

Today is also a day of celebration for Sarah Palin, who celebrated her 46th birthday today. Her family managed to hang streamers from the walls of the igloo, which is not easy to do.

And let me tell you something. You have not been to a birthday party until you've seen Sarah Palin blow out 46 candles with an assault rifle.





From Jimmy Fallon:

A new Gallup poll found that 44 percent of Americans would vote for President Obama in 2012, while 42 percent would vote for a Republican candidate. If you are wondering about the other 14 percent, let's just say Bieber fever has gotten a little out of control.

Joe Biden was interviewed on 'Larry King' last night. And he said that some of Sarah Palin's recent comments are just too far out there. He doesn't know where they came from. He was like, 'Who the hell is she, me?'

Yeah, Toyota has had a rough month. But President Obama predicted that they will bounce back from the crisis. Didn't he say the same thing about Tiger Woods?

Michelle Obama said that childhood obesity impacts national security because obesity is a common disqualifier for military service. That's great info for moms. 'Honey, you have two choices. You can eat that doughnut and play video games or you can eat this salad and go to Iraq. So, it's up to you. You sure you want to have the doughnut?'





From Craig Ferguson:

Happy Presidents' Day, everybody. On Presidents' Day, we celebrate America's presidential history by enjoying a great deal on mattresses.

I think it was President Kennedy who said, 'Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what you can do to get quality goods at discount prices.'

Do you know there is a Congressional candidate from Missouri who is saying that allowing gays into the military could strengthen Al Qaeda? I'm thinking, how exactly would that work? 'They dance better than me, and they know how to accessorize. I'm very, very angry. It's time for jihad.'

A park is opening in London with a playground for old people. It sounds great until the merry-go-round goes so fast, grandpa's dentures fly off.





Late Night Sarah Palin Hand Jokes
- this woman is never going to live this down... Everyone from the late-night comedians to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is mocking Sarah Palin over her hand notes.

"I wrote a few things down... eggs, milk and bread," Gibbs said at a press briefing. "But I crossed out bread, just so I can make pancakes for Ethan if it snows. And then I wrote down 'hope and change,' just in case I forgot."

White House Press Secretary Gibbs taking a stab at the Palin hand notes:




More Sarah Palin cheat sheet hand jokes:

As long as she's writing reminders on her hand may I suggest one more: buy condoms. - comedian Bill Maher, in a Tweet

Maybe Sarah Palin would be smarter if she had bigger hands. - Jimmy Kimmel




On Saturday, Sarah Palin looked at notes written on her hand during a speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Isn't that wild? Oddly enough, she was reading, 'Hi, I'm Sarah Palin.' - Jimmy Fallon

We learned last weekend that Sarah Palin writes notes on her hand when she's giving speeches. You can see the notes right there on her hand. The first one is, 'Hitch up the dogsled' - 'buy Chapstick' - 'clean rifle.' - David Letterman

Sarah Palin's also getting criticized because last week she demanded that Obama's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, step down because he used the word retarded. But then, Rush Limbaugh did the same thing on his radio show and that, she said, was O.K. Unfortunately, she's been unable to respond to the criticism because she's wearing mittens. - Jimmy Kimmel

Of course, the best are from folks having fun photoshopping Sarah Palin's hand with all kinds of funny messages:










*** You should be all fired up now to get through your work week! :)

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21 February 2010

Canadas Olympic Wildlife Sanctuary Grouse Mountain

From Denny: This wildlife refuge in Canada is so cool! Check out The Hiberation Hotel for the grizzly bears. GrouseMountain.com has a bear cam to watch the hibernating bears.

Bear cam

Wildlife refuge's videos of the animals

The wolves are beautiful. As a kid, our family had a retired police dog that was half German Shepherd and half wolf. She was an awesome animal and attached herself to me. Talk about feel safe wherever we went.

They also care for falcons, eagles and hawks. Check out the closeup of the tame bald eagle. This wildlife refuge bills themselves as "the window to the wilderness."

Aggie, the tame polar bear, works in movies. The brown bear weighs 1600 hundred pounds. Can you imagine working as a movie animal handler with this gigantic guy? This little video clip is just stuffed with views of wonderful animals.


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