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28 August 2012

Funny Jokes: Republican Convention, Hurricane Isaac, Galilee Sex Scandal




From Denny:  Check out the late night comics.  They really don't like Paul Ryan.  And you thought Mitt Romney was not popular...  So far, I haven't been impressed by the boring Republican Convention.  

It does make you wonder just how desperate the Republicans are to win the White House when they contracted for CBS Scott Pelley to interview Anne Romney about her various health issues over the years.  I caught the interview this afternoon.  He actually prompted her to "tell us about your miscarriage."  You have got to be kidding me.  What did Pelley receive in exchange?  A promise for exclusive interviews if Romney wins?  

It was the most tasteless interview I've seen in years, asking her about her miscarriage episode.  What was stranger is how rehearsed the story was. Stranger still was the lack of emotion, lack of passion in the retelling.  My husband and I both looked at each other in disbelief:  Is this for real?  That odd interview really left you wondering if the story was even true - or an exaggerated version of the truth - because it was so not like how any woman I know ever relates the same circumstances.

The saddest thing about trotting out Anne Romney to tell a passionless story about a traumatic event, the unexpected end to a pregnancy, is just how low our national politics have sunk.  Anything to try and humanize Mitt Romney and grab women to identify with them.  This is a case of TMI.

These late night jokes kept our house entertained today as we wait out Hurricane Isaac.  We got our gear ready several days ago because we knew that we had a short window to prepare - less for now Hurricane Isaac (category 1) and more for the onslaught of thousands of folks driving up from New Orleans to escape the flooding.  They end up raiding our grocery stores and gas stations and clogging the roads.  They are like a swarm of locusts. :)

You see, there is a land shelf just outside of New Orleans that causes hurricanes to kick up in intensity.  What may be just a strong tropical storm can hit that land shelf and suddenly kick up to a category 1, 2 or even a 3.  

Fortunately, most folks in New Orleans have learned to get out while the getting's good.  Traffic here in Baton Rouge was bumper to bumper for a couple of days because of the New Orleans evacuees.  We locals have just learned to stay out of their way.

So, here I sit, tapping away on my keyboard, listening to the wind howl outside my window and waiting for the slow-moving rain deluge to arrive tonight.  It's always about the flooding here in Louisiana.  

Sit back and laugh along with me.  Lots of funny Romney and Ryan photos to enjoy too. 

And hey! Please take a look at the growing product designs - witty and serious - over at Denny Lyon Gifts where I'm raising funds to help out homeless female military veterans.  Some funny Halloween designs to enjoy as a laptop skin, a mug, a t-shirt, a throw pillow and more.  You know Christmas is coming...



From David Letterman:

Beginning Monday is the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. Do you know what the theme is this year? Room Service and Hookers.

Tampa could be hit by Hurricane Isaac, and they might have to cancel or postpone the Republican National Convention. A hurricane headed directly for the Republicans – and more proof that God is a woman."

You know who else is going to be at Tampa for the Republican Convention? Gov. Chris Christie from New Jersey. On his way down there the last they heard from him he was on I-95 at the truck scales.

Today Todd Akin was named Democratic Party Employee of the Month.

The Republican convention was worried that it was going to be postponed or maybe completely canceled because of Hurricane Isaac. This is serious stuff. CNN is on full Blitzer.

The winds in Tampa are so strong today, they blew the dog off the top of Romney's car.

This year the theme of the Republican convention is '50 Shades of White.'



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23 August 2012

Comedy Gods Deliver Rape Advocates? Akin 4 Senate, Ryan 4 White House

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Title card (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
From Denny:  The Comedy Gods have been busy.  First they struck their magic wands onto the tongue of Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO), who is running for the Missouri Senate, and caused him to speak his true mind about his definition of what is rape and what is not.

Then the Comedy Gods touched off a firestorm among America's women - and many men - who were resoundingly insulted by his callous ill-informed remarks about the traumatic event of rape.  As usual, these conservatives are also wrong on the medical facts as Akin was quick to quote as if it were true.

OK, a quick recap on what happened in this election year Bonehead Stupid Gaffe.  And, for all the media idiots that thought playing the Devil's Advocate for Rape Advocates, was also an exercise in joining the Dumb and Dumber Club.  Why do reputable news sites hire these despicable fools?

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Fat Cat 4 President invites you to follow his popular campaign and check out his cheeky bio, a few of his favs:

Fav past time: raiding middle class chicken coops
Birth place: Wall Street
Education:  F. U. Economics

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19 August 2012

The Whole Truth, Funny Jon Stewart On VP Joe Bidens Wall Street Financial Slavery Speech

English: Joe Biden, Vice President of the Unit...
English: Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States. Svenska: Joe Biden, amerikansk vicepresident. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
From Denny:  Me thinks the conservative media doth protest too much.  Yep, they sure are laying it on thick for VP Papa Joe Biden's accurate comment about how the middle and working classes are chained into financial slavery because of the Big Banks and Big Business corporations that are clearly still out of control.

Since this is a nasty presidential campaign where all name-calling and outright lying is utilized by the GOP campaign in particular, they thought they could win some brownie points going after Affable Joe.

Yeah, like that silly attack stuck.  The man sports a Teflon suit, always has and always will.  He's been that popular with regular people - and Teflon fashionable for decades as a real public servant.

The media that jumps on him are the Lapdog Press - and political strategists - owned outright by the likes of the consummate puppeteers:  greedy billionaires like the Koch Brothers and Fox "News" Rupert Murdock.  Hollow opinions from the disingenuous contain no merit and certainly carry no weight with the voters, especially the elderly that trust Biden on issues like Medicare.


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