Jon questions Herman Cain's excessive denials of knowing but not knowing - in the biblical sense - the parade of women across the 2012 GOP election stage.
He also challenges Cain's concept of sex. Like how can you conduct a 13-year-old affair without having any sex? Who ever heard of a 13-year-long platonic affair? Better yet, who ever heard of paying off women with whom you never had sex? Does that make any sense?
Jon postulates that Cain must be the worst guy in bed, the worst liar or the worst at getting lucky. Anyway you look at it he sure isn't presidential material for this country. We like our leaders to be virile and capable of sealing the deal. After all, what kind of lousy negotiator would Herman Cain be with another world leader if he can't even get sex in a 13-year-old affair?
Of course, this latest sexual allegation from Ginger White only makes it easier for Gloria Cain to divorce her cheating husband. After all, the media has basically paid for the investigator and the damaging witnesses to come forward.
Maybe this is just Lady Karma's way of balancing the books on a guy who thought he could continue to arrogantly lie and cheat without consequences. One thing is for sure; Cain's wife will be enjoying this season for to her it will be the season of 'Tis To Be Jolly. Her only question to the divorce court is this: Hey, Herman, what's in your wallet? Oh, yeah.